Funny Mexican jokes, twist and turn while laughing!

If you want to change your mood, turn to funny Mexican jokes!

A Mexican family crosses the border but the husband has no work so he walks to a quiet place at the foot of a hill and prays!

Oh lord, help me feed my family, as his eyes are closed he doesn't see a man coming down the hill with a torn grocery bag

As he opens his eyes he sees a big piece of cheese stumbling down the hill toward him.

"Oh, thank you Jesus, he says and grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. He gives the cheese to his wife and tells her to make nachos.

"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas or something else; he says no it has come with a message from Jesus!

I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in a boat, somehow the boat is about to sink so they have to make it lighter,

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of bear so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, we have lots of these so we don't need more.

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out and says we have lots of Mexicans so we don't need more!

So you see Funny Mexican jokes make you forget your worries. And if you are worried about your health visit a Mexican Pharmacy , it will provide you with good service. Mexican pharmacy will give good bargains.

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